Can we skip the whole day!!!!!!!!?

im dreading wednesday!!!!!! who needs to be reminded that they are single!!!!!!! i think ill spend the day ruining couples val day!!!!! lol ha ha ha nah i couldnt wud love to alright, right thats my question evil ideas for ruining peoples day like EG running up to a couple screamin thats my boyfriend!!!!!!! lol (this is all imaginary it will not happen in real life i.e my life any way) lol