Is this the cleanest funniest joke you've heard for a while? star or tell me a better one?

George had broken into a grand house, he was in the dark at the safe. He heard, Jesus and Mary are watching you, he loked around but couldn't see anything. So George carried on, then he heard Jesus and Mary are watching you, well he knew he couldn't be hearing things this time. He had a look around he caught a glistre of light of what Geoerge thought was a bird cage. He said "are you a bird" "yes" came the reply, he moped hid brow and thought lucky, getting brave george says "what sort of bird are you? a parrot?" the bird said yes i'm a parrot" george really confident now he said"so whats your name then tweaty pie" . The parrot said no "moses"george was so relieved that he was alone in this big house helping himself to everything, then said " what silly sod called you Moses" to which the parrot replied " the same silly sod who named the Rottweilers Mary and Jesus".